"What the hell, old man?" I said to him as he sat down at my computer, typing youtube.com into my address bar.
"I know it's only April, but you gotta see this. Consider it an early Christmas present from me."
Then Santa brought up this video, one of about 70.
As I watched while Santa used my sink as a toilet I just sat in sheer amazement. This was truly the greatest Christmas present anyone could possibly give or get. Thank you Santa.
P.S. Not a great surprise that after I enjoyed this man's videos and life couldn't get any better, we found this. http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=2530