Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Now, Hideo Kojima is infamous for throwing marketing curve balls our way. The very fact that he created a fake video game company and had a fake interview with its fake CEO on G4 just to hide the fact that a new Metal Gear Solid game was coming shows you how sick this guy is. I say that with love. For all we know, David Hayter may have been asked to act like he is not in the game just to throw us all off the scent but who knows.I mean, he made trailers for Metal Gear Solid 2 with fake footage of Solid Snake throughout the game when in fact it would be Rayden that you play as in those parts that were shown. All I'm saying is the guy loves to f*@k with us.
But what if he isn't this time around? What would a Metal Gear Solid game be like without David? Would it really matter?
Monday, April 22, 2013
I'm calling it: if and when the WWE makes the Fandango DVD it will be 15 minutes long.
The first seven minutes would be a montage of the numerous times that "we almost got to see the debut of FAN-DAN-GO", the next two minutes would be "highlights" from the his Wrestlemania 29 match with Jericho, the following three minutes would be the post-Mania Raw crowd singing the his theme song, and the last three minutes will be credits.
The return of Johnny Curtis has been a strange one. One that showcases how far out of touch the WWE is from their fan base as well as the times. After what felt like dog years of promo vignettes of this new dancing superstar, the WWE Universe was finally granted the opportunity to witness the birth of a new "wrestling" sensation, Fandango.What first felt like the WWE cramming another dancer into their ranks to take the hard earned cash of kids and their parents, has somehow become something much more than just a wrestler and a gimmick. The very response Jerry was forced to give a few Raws ago on the new "sensation" called Fandangoing shows just how much more Fandango represents than the WWE ever intended.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
I've been playing a lot of Tetris lately, for free, on the Tetris website.
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I have loved Tetris ever since I was very little. I cannot remember the first time I played it - I was probably three or four. It is a game that has seemingly been present throughout my existence, its simplistic and immediately recognizable shapes always filling me with happiness (and a little bit of enjoyable dread) when I see them.
Friday, April 12, 2013
The love story of Terrence's Malick's To The Wonder is one of the most honest, accurate portrayals of love I've had the pleasure of experiencing in a work of art.
Malick portrays masculinity and femininity with a depth of understanding few filmmakers or storytellers seem to posses. Ben Affleck's stoic and flawed Neil exudes a powerful masculine presence while Olga Kurylenko embodies the feminine - neither are idealizations despite the romance of the imagery depicting them, however.