Rick Carlisle = Jim Carrey
Sorry for ruining ever watching a Mavs press conference again, all 11 of you.
Vinny Del Negro = Luke Wilson
George Karl = Ned Beatty
If they were to ever make a movie of George Karl's life they would need to do it quick before Ned (or George) leave us. And honestly, not matter what I say it sounds like I'm making fun of George Karl. I mean, my Orlando Magic did beat them opening night!! That's something to make fun of him for.
Mike Woodson = Mr Potato Head
*On a side-note, how the hell does he grow his facial hair like that. It's so dense and solid. I defies logic and all that is holy. Or holey. Gawd, that was bad.
Alvin Gentry = the Toad from Pan's Labyrinth
That's the toad from Pan's Labyrinth. It's fucking disgusting. Sorry mamma and poppa Gentry, your son looks like an animatronic frog. At least he coaches in the NBA.
That guy that used to be an assistant coach in Orlando = Patrick Ewing, the actor
Please if you have any idea who this man is, let me know in the comments below.