Zach Randolph - Rafael
We'll start off with an easy one: Zach Randolph as Rafael. Not only does Zebow resemble the oft alienated brother of the Turtles, but when he was a Trail Blazer and he wore that red head band, it was almost like he was dressing up as Raf. He could have pulled in down a few inches and revealed that he had pre-cut holes into it before the game. Then he could pull out his homemade sai's and stab some fans. The guy has showed that Rafael and he have somewhat of the same attitude problem. He has flipped off fans before which is very Rafael-like. I mean, look at this:
Look at the athleticism! The form! God, if Zebow had to take on two dozen of the Foot, I'd like to think he'd go down swinging.
Al Harrington as Leonardo
Sorry, bro. Accept it and move on.
Nhamdi Asomugha as Michelangelo
This one is a bit of a stretch but if you've seen Nhamdi Asomugha enough on the television than you can see what I'm talking about. The guy is young, full of energy, and probably parties his wang right off much like Michelangelo. Though, did the Ninja Turtles have wangs? I mean, we would have been able to see them if they did since they never wore pants, right? But that just shows how much of a f*ck they could give. Anyway Nhamdi just seems to me to embody Michelangelo perfectly. Plus they have the same face/love of pizza/ability to do a back flip.
Russel Westbrook as Donatello
I saved Russel for last mainly because his resemblance to a Ninja Turtle is UNCANNY. And it's all about the eyes, the way they move. It almost looks like motors are inside his animatronic skull. Like it's not just me right? The guy looks exactly like a Ninja Turtle. I assign him Donatello because they both has the same facial expressions and because Donatello is the only one left. But Russel embodies everything that the Turtles are. He's young, reckless, athletic and likes to hotdog it. And his acrobatic like movement around the court could only come from the teachings of:
Best in Show 2011 Winner, Hickory, the Scottish Deerhound as Splinter
Honorable Mention: the NHL as Casey Jones
Anyone that you think is a better Turtle? Let me know!!