It happened. After years of learning about it in school, hearing about how the other kids have been doing it, looking them up on the internet with a bottle of lube, and seeing blogs at parties and getting them really drunk to the point that I might get some action, it has finally happened. My proverbial blogging cherry has been popped, and let me tell you, it feels good.
Welcome to THE FUTURE MACHINE! The blogspot for everything movies, TV, video games, and comic books. Everyday the MACHINE will be turning out reviews, opinions, articles, and thoughts on any and all things from the entertainment world. Together we will journey deep into the underbelly of the movie business, ascend to the highest peaks of absurdity, go where no man has gone before on the internet, and rent VHS tapes, watch them and then not rewind them on purpose. Its going to be rough, its going to be dangerous, and its going to be sticky. So buckle your seat belt because am we're approaching 88 mph and where we're going, we don't need roads.