Monday, March 3, 2014

HOOK IN - Why You Should Read The Future Machine


Dear Reader,

There's a lot of information on the internet about the arts and entertainment. Gaming, movies, comics, television, wrestling - it's easy to find news and reviews on a variety of content on a daily basis simply by typing a few carefully chosen words into Google.

But, as a writer and reader of The Future Machine, I've noticed something here you just can't get anywhere else - a level of depth, thoughtfulness, and passion that is unappalled.

Our competition rests on their laurels, offering letter grades and numbers as analysis of entertainment that deserves better, and permits the community to remain argumentative and cynical. Not us!

We're not satisfied with comment-bait and merely describing the events of your favorite television show, movie, or game, we actually ask questions. We hope to offer insight, and foster an environment of positivity and intelligence and fun! That's what we watch our movies, play our games, and read our comics for after all! That's why we shout promos in the mirror when no one is looking and put our family and friends into the Sharpshooter! JOY!

At The Future Machine we engage in a dialogue with the reader, with ourselves, and with the entertainment and art we analyze. It is a celebration of what binds us.

Here are some examples of what we offer, and why you should hook into The Future Machine every week for all your arts and entertainment news and reviews:

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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

BEST SLIGHTLY ABOVE-AVERAGE PICTURE

- WRESTLING -

THE WEEKLY MONDAY NIGHT RAW REVIEW

WILL CM PUNK RETURN MARCH 3RD?

We offer all this and more, friends. Be sure to follow us, and you will be rewarded thusly. We also have the best gifs!
 
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Thank you for your time, may the force be with you, and may you live long and prosper.
 
Sincerely,
 
The Future Machine

 

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